What if Charlie Brown Was More Like Louis C.K.? [NSFW]

Good grief, Charlie Brown, you're looking a little worn out. When our favorite Peanuts character gets a personality transformation à la comedian Louis C.K., the unimaginable happens -- he gets even more somber and dejected. And don't even get us started on the mess that is Lucy. She's now a middle-aged divorcée who has gained a few pounds, and still seems as evil as ever. SEE ALSO: You'll Go Peanuts for the Charlie Brown School of Dance But Linus might be the saddest. Clearly, that blanket...